Anachronism Stories

I woke up on the Monday morning, 19th June 1045. Then I went down stairs and had my breakfast. Then I went to brush my teeth and had a wash .Then I got dressed in my jeans and favourite top from New Look . Then I got out my bike to ride to school. At that moment my mobile phone rang. I quickly took it out of my bag and answered it. It was my mum saying I'd forgot my lunch box. A car came from behind me it was mum , I stopped, she passed me my lunch box and then I went to school.

Today we went down to Pizza Planet to buy a cheese burger but Queen Victoria preferred a cheese and tomato pizza. She thought it tasted wicked! she had a cigarette as we drove home in my Y reg Ferarri. Then we went home and got into our spa and David Beckham came in and said "allright Queen Vic, hows Brooklyn, I'm going down the local for a swift half."

Today, King Henry VI was woken by his alarm clock going off. He got up and went to watch the 15AD World Cup final. After the match, King Henry went back home to listen to Eminem on his new stereo system that he paid for with his credit card. Then he went to harvest his fields in his combine harvester.

Today, in the year 1066, I went to Burger King in my B.M.W and started to eat my cheese burger. Then I saw someone selling mobile phones. I couldn't buy one, I didn't have much money. When I got home I went on the Internet and told my penpal about my day.

One day in 1289 I played on my Playstation 2. Then I drove in my F1 car to see Julius Caeser fight EMIMEN. Then I played rugby with a tennis ball. I then drove to Mars to get some mars bars. Then I rang my dad with my new 6989 NOKIA mobile phone.

I was cycling to the Colosseum to watch the gladiators shoot each other. It was fun until the Rock came in and used his microphone to hit them on the head. And then it got even better when an F22 bombed them all. Then Caesar got mardy, threw cheese burgers at them. Then HHH came and whacked him on the head with a sledge hammer. At the end my mom brought my clean toga and I went home and watched Friends whilst eating a pizza.

It was 1845 and Queen Victoria thought that she would ring her son on her new mobile phone, but as she got through to him she was interrupted by a roaring Concorde. Queen Victoria was so annoyed that she said good-bye to her son and turned her walkman on full blast to listen to her favourite artist, Eminem.

Its 23BC and its a really hot day. I had my birthday yesterday and my Mum ordered a plane with a surprise message flying behind it. I got a new alarm clock and I am old enough now to drive my dad's new tractor,(only around the farm of course).

Henry VIII was a very rich man who had 9 wives. He showed off his wealth with wide screen TVs and trips to Disneyland.
He beheaded all of his wives because they all had affairs with computer technicians. He owned a lot of fine jewelery and mobile phones. He was quite a fat King because he loved Macdonalds!
He wore expensive underwear from Mothercare and had a shower every morning before he went to the gym!!!

Fred was a Roman farmer he was on holiday. He had got off his plane and baught a tractor with his credit card

Today king Henry bought him self a wide screen television, his wife bought a multi coloured eye shadow set.

Once upon a time there was a Greek farmer called Vosolofious. He lived in 120BC. On his farm he had some animals. Some cows some sheep and lots more. Also he had a deisel powered tractor. He had a son who was playing on his Playstation all the time. He also had a wife who was cooking with her stainless steel pans and electric cooker and hob made by Norweb electricity. He was rich. He had 1000 acres of land and $1000000000000. One day, he went abroad on Concorde. It crashed into a road in France and crushed a Subaru Impreza. He died and his credit cart split in half.

In the roman times, the husband went to sit on his brand new sofa and watched his favourite programme, Eastenders. But in the fitted kitchen was his wife cooking a roast dinner. Thier posh porshe was stolen, but luckily he had a gun and caught the thief. He then picked up his mobile and rang the police in Telford!!!!!!!!

King Henry the first got a wide screen tv, a nintendo and a computer and for his brothers birthday he took him to Gibraltar to visit Bayside school.

It's Christmas, 1710 and the snow is falling quietly. The snowflakes are backlit by the warm glow of a streetlamp. I can almost hear the hiss of the melting snow on the gaslit lamp. I can't wait to go outside in my rubber boots and my nylon anorak. Father brought them home from the city on the train yesterday. He had been away from home for a fortnight selling the cloth our weavers make. He went to the cloth merchants guild gathering at Olympia and had many tales to tell. Mother had been in her still room preparing his favourite draught and hadn't heard the bell on the shop door when he came in. Before Father left on his journey, my sisters and I had pored over the pictures in the catalogue to choose the presents he would bring us on his return.

One day there was a queen called Andrea. She lived in the 3rd century and for Christmas she got a scooter. She was very pleased and took her dad to Spain as a present.