Jokes/Puzzles/Funny Pictures/Competitions

Which band is the best in the world!!!!!

You decide because obviously us adults haven't got a clue!!!!

Jokes

E.mail us with your jokes and we'll put the best ones here... making you famous!

Click on Itchy and/or Scratchy to e.mail us a joke.

Top of the pile at the moment... this one from MC Jon Proctor of Class 4

Britney spears and Shaggy are walking down the path.

Someone pumps.Shaggy says "it wasnt me"then Britney

Spears says"ooops I did it again"

The first, so well done Jack Blenkinsopp from Class 3:

Q:What did the lemon drink when he was poorly?

A: lemonaid!!

Here are another two, from Jenni Butler. If you think you can do any better... e.mail us!

Man: My wife's gone abroad.

Other man: Jamaica?

Man: No, she went by herself.

First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had a glow of peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips were like cherries. That's my girl.

Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.

...from Stephen Penn:

what does a snake sign a card with?

love and hisses

...from AMY ROSS & REBECCA SUDDICK

...WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU POUR HOT WATER DOWN A RABBITS UNDERGROUND HOLE?

answer HOT CROSS BUNNIES! (ORRR HOW CRUEL!!!!!)

...from Adam Peart:

What do you call two robbers?

////////////////////////A pair of nickers

Pictures

Here are some amusing pictures. You can e.mail them to a friend if you want or, better still, tell your friends our website address!

This is what a sheepdog does when it's bored!

Puzzles

(You might also notice that whoever did the writing on this one was in a bit of a hurry!)

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