This page is not as dodgy as the title suggests, but almost!
What we are actually talking about is three best friends. Two of us designed this: Kate and Sarah and the other one is presently writing a history essay!
Two of us have just arrived back from a week of torture on a Field Trip to WALES! Whilst we were away the third one missed us dramatically.
The reason for the title is quite widely known amongst our own friends (and our enemies).
Borden Blokes may also know us as Scary Kate, Freaky Sarah and Jewish Helen
SARAH
Age: 16
Love: Yes (but can not reveal whom, but if he reads this he will know who he is - Phone me! )
Lives: Minster,Sheppey
Siblings: Chris (14, loud, arrogant, chain smoker, goes to Borden)
Hobbies: Drinking, Boys, More drinking, Sleeping
HELEN
Age: 17
Love: Yes (Once again we can not reveal who, but all our weatherspoon buddies know anyway)
Lives: Toytown, Church Milton
Siblings: Lucy (12, Sweet, blonde, innocent)
Hobbies: Sociological debates, Gay marches (She's not gay)
KATE
Age: 16
Love: Yes (Christophe a.k.a MONKEY BOY, private joke between Sarah & Chris, horn of plenty)
Lives: Milton (rough bird)
Siblings: Krista (12, a strange recluse)
Hobbies: Pretty much the same as Sarah as we usually end up doing it together (and predicting the future!)
