The original excuse thing:

101 excuses for late homework in year 7

Written by Alex Fear

with thanks to:

William Belcher,Liam Wincote,Martin Prince,

Joe V,Charlie Z,Ben, Hadlee and Chris.

1. My dog ate it.

2. I ate it.

3. I recycled it.

4. You ate it

5. It saved my life in a house fire then sadly it passed away.

6. I used it as toilet paper. You can have it if you really want it.

7. Arghhh I've caught the black death.

8. I did it on the computer then the computer exploded!

9. I thought you were my friend sir .

10. My dad nicked it.

11. Someone kidnapped me and demanded for my homework.

12. The computer ate it.

13. Sadam Hussain blew it up.

14. I'm not........ I'm a highly intelligent robot called Julian.

15. I'm a Year 9 sir.

16. I sadly died in a house fire.

17. I wasted my time reading 101 excuses for late homework.

18. Dur, I'm blind......Ouch!

19. I'm mental patient....Wahooooo!

20. I did do my homework I just didn't bring it to school with me.

21. Life is too short to worry about homework.

22. I haven't got any arms.

23. I put it in the CD ROM drive.

24. I made a homework flan out of it.

25. We didn't have homework.

26. You're sexist Miss, you could tell her that she hasn't done her homework.

27. I'm thick okay!!

28. Have you noticed that my fingers dropped off 5 weeks ago.

29. A mouse attacked me.

30. I don't nou hou tu spel.

31. Why haven't you done your homework Sir? See me!

32. I'm on maternity leave.

33. jv=97 kdsa megcx bc @:{:}>M< trh(I don't know how to write).

34. It is too hard.

35. If you can't forgive me you're a very sad person.

36. I thought it was a tape and it got chewed up in my tape player.

37. I bet you didn't do your homework either Sir.

38. Are you the Prime Minister?

39. I'll give you £50 if you don't say anymore.......Ha ha!! fingers crossed.

40. Hide and seek sir, I hid it!

41. It's in Charlie's house..... and Daniel's house.

42. I got glued to the seat . Haven't you noticed me in all your lessons?

43. My brain got scrambled by a liquidiser.

44. I got abducted by aliens.

45. I went to play with the tellytubbies.

46. Arghhhhh!!! I thought you were dead.

47. You're not my teacher!

48. I spent all my time doing important religious rituals.

49. I sat on an electric chair.

50. If you talk like that to me I'll have to give you a detention.

51. The head expelled me yesterday.

52. What did you watch on telly last night?

53. Did you look in the mirror this morning and notice that you're a dog?

54. You expelled me yesterday.

55. Help it's World War III.

56. The Martians have landed.

57. It's doomsday so I can do what ever I want.

58. It's my first day.

59. Oh no ! Humpty Dumpty's having His revenge on the wall.

60. Run! Miss is going to explode.

61. I was helping and old lady with no leg up an escalator.

62. I did it then I threw up all over it.

63. I spent my time writing 101 excuses for not doing your homework.

64. But it was my birthday.

65. But it was the day after my birthday.

66. I was dying.

67. Oh look! Is that the time? I'd better be off !

68. Thou shalt not do homework. It's against my religion.

69. There's germs on my pencil.

70. It's the day after the day after my birthday.

71. I was giving birth.

72. I was embarrassed about my fingeral defects.

73. My birthday's some time this year.

74. Because people are watching me.

75. Sir I'm ugly you better run away

76. I'm getting old and decrepit.

77. My bones are decaying.

76. My teeth are decaying.

77. I was snogging Billie.

78. I was looking for the holy grail.

79. I was looking for my hands.

80. My fingers are decaying.

81. I was trying to start world war III.

82. I pickled Adolf Hitler's head and ate it.

83. Saddam Hussain is trying to get it so I left it at home.

84. I vant to suck your blood.

85. I've got the lurgy.

86. I was causing major earthquakes.

87. My great aunty's grandma's daughter's friend's dog ate it.

88. I never ever ever ever loose my homework.

89. I bet if you didn't get us to do homework we'd like you a lot more.

90. I found out that E=MC2

91. Because I kept on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking!

92. My computer's alive.

93. Oh boo hoo! My computer's dead.

94. I found out that xzvhz also =MC2.

95. I had a holiday in gabosalonawasolaka.

96. Why do you pick on me sir.

97. They paid me not to do it.

98. The dragon ate my homework.

99. The fairy thought my homework was a tooth.

100.Mr.Gross Knacker through it away.

101.I did do it Sir.