Today, my favourite jokes are (still)...

• What is the difference between an Elephant and a Pint of Milk?
• I'm not sending you shopping.

• What do you get hanging from apple trees?
• Sore arms.

Mozza's joke

• Two packets of crisps walking down the road, car pulls up and driver says "want a lift?"
• Crisps say "No thanks, we're walkers".

Paul's fave joke

• How many Oxford students does it take to fit a light bulb?
• One - they hold the light bulb and the world spins around them.

Please Speak to God on the big white telephone.