Gootentag mein herron/dammon. Do like those terms me. Do write like I talk too.
Anyway,

I am Peter Arbuthnott. I like lots of things, but sex drugs and rock and roll are bad for you kids. Do as I say, not as I do. Oh, and I don't always tell the truth, but if you know me, you'll understand.

I, until very recently, was employed by RM plc who build computers. Actually it's more interesting than that. Don't you think it's scary how many young men work in computers nowadays? Used to be the coal mines don't you know, then it was cars, now IT's two letters.

Once upon a time I went to University, but that seems such a long time ago now. Once upon a time I lived in bonny.. no, beautiful.. no, real Scotland. It was fun. I will go back, but interestingly this will probably stay here. Bizzare really, why is London the Web capital, when I could do it from my home in the Outer Hebrides?
Anyway again,

Do enjoy your stay, and I do hope to see you soon, lots of bubbles.

Please wander through the house at will and see if you can find anything interesting. I keep forgetting where I put things so if you think of something, please get in contact with me.