Subject : I WANT A PENGUIN SUIT
I WANT ONE NOW !!!
SEND ME MY PENGUIN SUIT - IT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL MY LIFE - I JUST DIDN'T REALISE IT TILL NOW. YOU HAVE OPENED MY EYES AND HOPEFULLY OTHER PARTS OF MY ANATOMY WITH YOUR WONDERFUL RPODUCTS
AN EXCITED SURFER
Unadulterated and pleasant, speak to the customer himself if you want.