An irreverent review of alternative nomencular usage.

Term	Type	Example	Meaning
To Rufus	Verb	"We'll Rufus the door"	To rend, destroy or seriously aggress (with maximum prejudice and minimum subtlety)
Killian	Adjective	"He is a bit Killian"	Driven, stuck up, arrogant, obnoxious
Brae	Adjective	"That was a brae idea"	Very, very stupid indeed
Arakel	Noun	"Give that man an Arakel"	A series of rapid impalements with two or more sharp, pointed objects
To Ceth	Verb	"I'll just stand here and Ceth"	To stand around looking cool, doing very little then suddenly letting off a fireball while giggling insanely
Nyota	Noun	"It was a nyota what caused the rumpus, M'lud"	To instigate violence and mayhem by means of dubious singing
Gelf	Noun	"Ignore it, it's just a gelf"	Something which is too small, immature or worthless to be worth bothering with.
To Raksha	Verb	"I got Raksha'd"	To bludgeon someone severely in a ladylike, or demure fashion.
Ono	Noun	"It's not worth wasting an Ono on"	A small, irritating object, suitable for throwing at enemies or unyielding surfaces
To Fenris	Verb	"If we go that way we'll be totally FUBAR - (Fenris'd up beyond all recognition)"	To politely and nobly despatch the enemy, in a slightly apologetic, but terribly fair manner (but kill them dead just the same)