Trading in our Teacher

Year 6 are trading me in for a new teacher. Here are their advertisements:

1973 : Miss Harland low mileage she is very reliable has no rust and what a beauty and twin turbo she is so original she is so top to run you have got to come and look. when you look at her you will hand the money over straight away I must tell you she is not antigue I promise, and she is not petite.

hello I would like to swop you a new 1973 model for A 1999 model, the teacher is A good sport's player.She has got a black roof and needs no repairs she has got brown lights and she is white ,she has got a new pissten ring the ring is silver,with twin cap egsorst.16v engine in her.

1973 Sarah Harland(Teacher):Very econominal.Has a quite low mileage.Deffinately a price to suit all pockets.Has a classic Twin Turbo engine.Passed MOT a couple of weeks ago.Streamlined,rear spoiler and is very reliable.In a few weeks she'll be an old banger though.Will swap for a more adventurous sporty type or will sell for £35,000.Well, she is worth it,isn't she?

1973 teacher quite low mileage. Twin turbo classic rust free (up to now). Soon to be a antique very poor M.O.T. Will swap for anything .( Even a poor effort of a teacher)