because it is half giraffe, half polar bear and half koala too.

The polarbearkawaliogirraffeaso is as funny as a clown,

and if you've never seen it, i don't think it will mind.

But if you do ever see it you will be surprised.

It's as scary as you think it is that's why you'll be surprised.

It's as big as a tree maybe a bit bigger.

The polar bear bit is as white as a very clean football kit,

The giraffe bit is as long as the British isles

And the the koala bit is as small as a baby monkey looking down on me. 

By Hannah and Victoria