The right Royal kidnap
One day there was a queen and a princess. They were kidnapped by a
dragon.
The dragon said to the queen "Give me all ya jewels or the princess
dies"
"No I refuse" said the Queen
"Alright then she dies"
Back at the castle the King thought that things were going a bit strange,
then he noticed the Queen and the princess had been kidnapped. He called for a
knight he came as fast as he could and the king said, "Rescue my wife and
daughter and I will pay you a sack of gold"
"Yes sir !" said the knight.
"Well get moving"
So of went the knight.
First the dragon tried to pounce on the knight then the knight drove a
sword right through the dragon’s heart. Two hours later he came back with the
princess and Queen.