On this page we have examples of the children's work, jokes etc.

Caris: How did Moses part the Red Sea?

Rosie: What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?

Tom: Knock knock, who's there?

       Snow who?

       I can't remember!

      what tiles cant you put on walls

      Reptiles

This is Ziandra's story that she wrote for the Key Stage 2 SATs Test and scored maximum marks.  To read it click on the title below.

Trapped by Ziandra (click to read)

   Harry’s Poem written as part of a spelling lesson on word endings?

        Smarmy clever Riding Hood

        Never naughty, always good

        Never argues, never fights

Always takes early nights

Never on a muddy field

Play with her teddy – never swords or shields

Never dreams of telling lies

Goody two-shoe, apple pies.

Boisterous, Naughty little Jack Horner

Always sent into the corner.

Surprises teachers with bombs of flour

Always late by half an hour

Climbs the tree to the highest bough

          Schools a never ending row,

Bad and nutty

Mad and lazy

Driving all the teachers crazy.

        Lucia’s poem also written as part of the same lesson.

The knight in armour,

Marched around the field,

Brandishing his shiny shield.

The grass was green,

The sky was light

The armour pinched,

It was too tight!

The knight was fat

He’s put on weight

But this was balanced by his height.

He was not brave, I’ll not lie

Fighting was not his what he liked

In all his daydreams he would yearn,

To find a book from which to learn

About the Earth and the secrets it held

But just then his commander yelled,

          And back to battle he was called.