E-mail your favourite jokes (max 3) along with your name and class.
If they appear here, you win some sweeties and electronic immortality!
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
Answer: An umbrella
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Answer: A nervous wreck
Bethany Harper, 6B
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Good news! Coke is free all over the world today. The bad news? Straws cost 50p each!
What do you call two pigs that live together?
Answer: Pen pals.
Bradley Hughes, Y5A
Sudoku is here! Join in the craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Open with Adobe Acrobat, then print out p1 (4 tries); answers on p2.
Sudoku Junior:
A 2 x 2 grid
for beginners.
Sudoku Mini:
A 2 x 3 grid
for intermediates.
Sudoku Classic:
A 3 x 3 grid
to get the grey cells going!
Why did the whale cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other tide.
Hayley Masheder & Rebecca Freeman, Y4C